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Off Topic Bellend’Or 2022

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 19, 2022.

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Bellend’Or

Poll closed Dec 25, 2022.
  1. Sucky

    34.6%
  2. Schlem

    7.7%
  3. Windy

    7.7%
  4. Duggie

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Luv

    7.7%
  6. Peej

    42.3%
  7. Munse

    19.2%
  8. Treble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. OTHER

    46.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hoe hoe hoe

    That time of year again my pimp arse N*gaZ

    …where one of you will get the opportunity to carry the much coveted words

    Bellend’Or winner 2022

    in their sig and a trophy (image below) will be presented to you for your fine pimp arse selves

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    Anyway nuff o d hoes…here goes

    This years stand out nominees to get on their knees for P’s for ma pimp arse G’s

    aaaare:

    hold up hold up ma N*gaZ

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    aaaare….



    Sucky - Automatic qualification as the current holder of prestigious award…Bellend
    Schlem - Turning up pissed n rowdy like clockwork on Friday and Saturday evenings but running off once the lads decide to have some fun…that’s Bellend behaviour
    Windy - Bad jew = Bellend
    Duggie - Automatic qualification for doing 3 or more mum jokes per year
    Luvgonzo - A late entrant and a unique entrant because it took just one momentous act to qualify whilst the norm criteria requires you to display Bellend behaviour for the whole year…he chose to boycott the greatest show on earth because of his boyfriend
    Peej - for being a Bellend
    Munse - For becoming that poster who acts like his club is important day after day thread after thread, just because it won the lottery…Bellend
    Treble - For trying to sabotage the Film thread’s long established well respected rating system like it’s some joke…Bellend


    probably the most important entrant:

    Other - whoever YOU think deserves it…anyone voting for this option needs to menshie who they want the vote to go to in big bold letters so we can all see and i will tot them up…if they beat the poll nominations then they win…simple eh

    2 votes
    Voting closes Xmas day

    gotta goes
    Bitch arse hoes

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  2. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Peej cos he welched and he gives Aber a reason to post.

    Sucky. Cos he's works hard for this accolade. It's the least I could do.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Who said you get 2 votes? Some ****ing people think they can do what they like.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    2 votes each btw
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    FFS!
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    below the poll nominations list my G

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    No worries
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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  8. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Says so in the description. Bellend.

    Changed my vote.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    5.1/10
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Don't think I haven't checked that vote.

    There will be repercussions.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This competition should have been retired with Hiag's passing tbh.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Emu getting all pissy and changing his vote to me. <laugh>
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s just an honour to be nominated.

    Good morning btw
     
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  14. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    There's time for someone else to push you out yet. <laugh>

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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    PISKIE - for being such a boring repetitive twat attacking brb for being a Tory

    brb - because Piskie's right
     
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  16. Spurlock

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  17. Gessa

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    Schlem for starting the 2 worst threads on here the last 12 months, actually could be 3.

    Working on the second one.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Schlem and Sucky going to fight it out.
     
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  19. brb

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    I just love the ripple effect of me telling everyone I'm a Tory - HiaG would be proud. <laugh>
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I think ive had a chilled year tbh

    Im basically the messi of this comp anyway.

    I welcome Schlems empty win should that be the case
     
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