Off Topic Cheery Christmas and New years discussion thread - Food, Drink, presents and sh*t

Can't wait for all the pigs in blankets, and chocolate cake in custard on christmas.

Can't wait for xmas day left overs with gravy and chips on boxing day.

Can't wait for the vodka and caffeine free diet cokes.

Can't wait for the cheese and cucumber sandwiches at 10pm

Can't wait to be half a stone heavier in january and setting new years resolutions and ****.

 

Sounds like just an ordinary day to me.

 

But this time you drink a bit more, eat more and get even fatter

 

In all seriousness, it's our first Christmas without my mam, so it's going to be a strange one to be honest. Will be especially hard for my old man, after 60 years of marriage. But we'll raise a glass to her and I know she would have wanted us all to be festive and merry.

 

I'm having a **** right now.

 

Get twatted at missus's parents first, then a few days later get twatted at my parents.

Pigs in blankets should be around all year, like chocolate oranges, sherry, and any other Xmas gimmick that isn't ****.

 

Best wishes to yer old man.

 

I’m glad we can talk about ****.
I just had a dump in 3 parts and then for the finale it was a 5 flush deal.
God I feel weak after that ordeal.

 

big love bro.

 

how was yours?

 

Satisfying.

 

You on a diet then at the minute?

 

No, I assumed Tash was just referring to 'inbetween meal snacks'.

 

See food diet.
See the food... ****ing eat it...

 

I see your jokes are about as original as your sock account predictions.

 

And the thread started so well…..

 

I’m not allowed nice food until I’ve had my operation

 

Is it that hard to get your foot from out of Shelvey’s…doesn’t matter, I don’t think I really want to know.

 

which sock