All new picture fred

You just press a button bro.

 

I reckon he dropped it.

 

Those disposable ones not child proof

 

You'll have to explain this **** to @brb

 

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Did you get that eyesight thread up ?

I can't see it

(see what I did there?)

 

no, I don't do threads Piskie, I leave that to Sucky. Then people can't moan at it me for making shhite threads, I can just blame Sucky.

 

Never had a bad date

But thanks for your concern

 

I noticed this the other day

Most of the bangbang threads in the main page are mine.

And another one was mine until you stole it.

This place would be dead without me and my golden brand of entertainment.

I deffo deserve a raise

 

Might I suggest about 9ft in the air via a knotted rope @brb ? ...

 

Bit strong mate

 

I'd give you a like, but you'll have to settle for an emoji instead.

 

People don't like my 'Tories are Great' threads for some reason.

 

Probably more the author

 

Just how I prefer it bro.

 

My lil bro is spending a month and a half in Thailand living in a turtle sanctuary.

 

I wanted to get Nissan tattooed on my arm

 

Hes obsessed with farrari.

Lil Mother fuker could afford one too

 

Might be his gal's name.

You know, like that Lola Ferrari bird that used to be on Eurotrash