Rangers v Celtic

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Tbf we have two mediocre central midfielders playing as two terrible central defenders.

 

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Oooops!

 

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Never in any doubt.

 

Never been colder at a game ever.

Global warming going to plan it seems.

 

It's even colder at sea, believe me.

 

VAR camera pointed at the dugout again.

 

One game back and Timplosion!

Excellent!

 

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Penalties aren't given for the ball bouncing off of a shoulder.

 

We could’ve/shoulve had at least one penalty but never.

The incident you’ve highlighted clearly shows Nisbitt pushing Sands which is why he missed his header and hit him on the shoulder/arm.

Oh, I get it, you went big on Hibs at HT

 

Speaking as a neutral (i.e. not a Sevco fan or a pretendy Smelltic fan that really is a poorly disguised, obsessed Sevco fan with an alarming predilection for the consumption of convenience boiling water based pot sized junk foods) that was NEVER a penalty in a month of holy Sundays.

That's probably the most difficult sentence I have ever constructed. Damn you Noodles, damn you to hell.

 

Uh oh. ER has boiled the kettle, peeled back the pot noodle lid and discovered the sauce sachet is missing. To make matters worse he’s just seen a post by Eddie about how he’s just lucked out after finding two sachets in the Pot Noodle he’s just opened.
Take cover lads, everyone’s getting it for a while.

 

There's a clear push on Sands. So free kick to Rangers.

You can't just cherry pick what bits of a sequence of play you're going to apply the rules of the game to that suits.

Unless you're a mental paranoid Tim of course.

 

They are not right in the head!

 

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