I use Merlin at Pity Me for re-spray work when one of cars has a scrape. No Place Between Chester-le-Street and Stanley??
A prison guard went into work one day, and was surprised to see one of his friends locked in a cell, and he asked him what he was doing behind bars. “Well, I was out doing my Christmas shopping one morning," he explained, "and then the police handcuffed me and brought me here because they said that I was getting it done too early.” “That doesn't sound so bad," said the guard. "I get my Christmas shopping done by the middle of November. How early did you do yours?” His friend replied, “About three hours before the shop opened."