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  1. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 14, 2022
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group . . . .I see a lot of new faces here today.
     
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    The wife said that she was going on a mammoth shopping spree.

    l said "you can't . . . . the freezer's not big enough."
     
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    If I was fit enough I would.
     
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    A Swiss friend and an Indian lad started a play group for nursery children ...

    ... called it Heidi and Sikh <doh>
     
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    spirit of 73, Dec 14, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Dec 14, 2022
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    Salesman rings the door bell
    Little Johnny answers
    Can I see your dad
    No he’s in the shower Johnny replied
    Can I see your mam asked the salesman
    No she’s in the shower as well Johnny said
    Will they be out any time soon
    I doubt it Johnny replied
    When my dad asked for Vaseline I gave him superglue
     
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    If you were fit you could do it for me and Cumbrian as well <laugh>
     
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    There was this man in the pub just staring at his drink
    A young wannabe gangster walked up to him and drank his drink
    The man burst into tears
    The wannabe gangster said hey man just a joke I’ll buy you another
    It’s not that
    This is the worst day of my life
    I over slept this morning
    When I got to work my boss sacked me
    When I went to get my car
    It was stolen
    I called a taxi
    When he dropped me off I realised my wallet was in the car
    He swore at me and drove off
    I then went into the house and found my wife in bed with the gardener
    So I come here
    To finish it
    And you drink my poison
     
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