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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  6. one gary owers

    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I asked my wife when her birthday was
    She said March 1st
    So I walked around the room and asked again
     
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    one gary owers, Dec 14, 2022
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    Yesterday I couldn’t tell if someone was waving at me or someone behind me

    I lost my job as a lifeguard
     
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    one gary owers, Dec 14, 2022
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    Did you hear about the guy who evaporated
    He’ll be mist
     
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    Someone took my antidepressant pills
    I hope there happy
     
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    one gary owers, Dec 14, 2022
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    There is only one Gary Owers!

    Awesome..
     
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    Sunderpitt, Dec 14, 2022
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  11. one gary owers

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    The very first computer was owned by Adam and Eve
    It was an Apple with very limited memory
    Just one bite and everything crashed
     
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    one gary owers, Dec 14, 2022
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    Does anyone fancy doing this :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  13. one gary owers

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    Tequila may not fix your life
    But it’s worth a shot
     
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    one gary owers, Dec 14, 2022
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    No way
     
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    Michael Gove has gone up in my estimation Gordon, I never realised that he is German though :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Why don’t boxers have sex the night before a fight
    They just don’t really like each other
     
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    Since the snow came
    All my wife has done is look through the window
    If it gets any worse
    I’ll have to let her in
     
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    My wife said to me
    I think the dishwasher broke
    I took her right hand
    Does that hurt
    No she replied
    Took her left hand
    Does that hurt
    Again no
    I said it seems okay to me
     
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    I no longer see my wife and kids
    And it’s all because of gambling
    I won the lottery and moved to the south of France
     
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    Not for me, there isn't enough money in the world would get me up there.
     
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