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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Had a great night with the missus last night. I was on top and really going for it until, after 45 intense minutes, the bed gave way.
    Which was a shame, as that woke her up.
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

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    Oh yes.
     
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    How do you tell the sex of an ant
    You put them in a cup of water
    If It’s a girl ant it will sink
    If it floats it’s a buoyant
     
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    A cure for premature evacuation
    Can’t cum soon enough
     
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    I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy

    its not like I did anything
     
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    Someone just called my phone sneezed coughed and hung up
    I.getting sick of these cold calls
     
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    My kids bought me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of ringing
    It’s a rude awakening
     
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  12. Gil T Azell

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    She always said, she didn't have sex with him, it was just kissing,
    It's fing freezing at the match
     
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
    please log in to view this image

    I discovered this whilst researching my family tree <whistle>
    (no, I didn't)
     
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    Chicago Bulls logo....

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    And the same image upside down....

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    Robot & Crab porn....
     
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