Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

You ran over 4 you mean

 

no point mate as she did equity release on her house years ago

 

It's like Beatrix potter on here today...

 

Managed not to, but the dopey creatures are harder to miss than they are to hit.

 

Oh fk that then u should slip in the wish bone into her Brussels sprout.....u be eating guinea fowl next Christmas for sure.

 

Totally opposite to the A team en.......u probably should have tried hitting em with a cabbage cannon

 

Change of plans now going my sisters for xmas dinner.

Sorry to inconvenience anyone who was planning to invite me.

 

Much higher fatality rate in the unvaccinated ones, so I'm told ...

 

Unfortunately got no more places round the table since your sister just accepted ... seemed pretty desperate tbf ...

 

In fairness, he'd probably prefer something cooked in a Tagine ...

 

Just show how important it is to make sure your geese are vaccinated as well.

Edit: Apologies to @Fosse for unwittingly copying his joke.


And apologies to everyone else for the depths to which I have sunk.

 

Don't worry we can stick both you and fosse onto the bus windows....b a bit of company for him

 

Yeah so I heard.....I'll take the clean non vaxxed one for my dinner please...u can get the clotted one

 

Could only find one bauble.

 

And it happened to be red

 

Bit sparse that tbh.

 

Just Cruel keeping a tree in the house.

 

Growing selection of Pinot Noirs for the big celebration.

 

Found some baubles, all happen to be red.