Off Topic OLOF's political thread

What quotation ?

It's OK, a lot of the intellectually challenged reach the end of their attention span whilst attempting to debate things, for which they're out of their depth
Don't feel embarassed about it.

 

It Snowed Last Night.

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

 

it wasn't REs job to check the RCS equipment for them,that's like asking the signals to check what fuzes to use for the bridge, but tally ho

 

I SEE THE BED WETTER IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO

 

Life can be a bitch, can't it? Ooops, sorry, that should be dog, no not dog............ummmmmm.........ummmmmmm........never mind.

 

Bird,bird,bird,bird is the word everybody knows about the surfin ' bird, I said a bird,bird, bird

 

Took you long enough

 

On the plus side, your children will have never been happier

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

blue parrots always remind me of something, well what comes out is the same stuff

 

I see the plastic paratrooper is wasting bandwidth again.

 

You said I'd quoted something - I did not

I challenged you to cite the quote, and you were unable to

Come back to the thread, when you know what a quotation is.

 

How long was that ?

But thank you for admitting that talking to you is analogous to "pissing in the wind".

 

big words from a keyboard warrior, i know that one got to you, So your mam finally turned you princess

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My god you are a tedious bore. Please go away.

 

All Leeds aren't we .........mores the pity

 

At last your beginning to understand

 

If you say so...not many posters on here are as self depreciating as you

You must suffer from severe low self esteem.