Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Done for you Chief.

 

Earning your crust.

 

Nosing around at Christmas toys to be honest, while watching the football, got 606 open in another tab.

 

Bit old for toys nah?

Unless it's a sex toy then carry on

 

Fleshlight

 

You wait until you have kids and then grandkids mate.

 

Get ****ed.

 

Well that seems to have stopped everything in its tracks.

 

Done a rough menu for Christmas week for when we are staying in, there's a leg of lamb in red wine, beef casserole and chicken in white wine. Seem to be getting alcohol into my food as well.
Christmas dinner of course, confident of getting my second win this year.

 

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I won it once.

 

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****ing right I am. Got the trophy on the mantle piece.

 

Putting the tree and stuff up this weekend. Bit early but got **** all time next weekend.

Got the tree from Lidl. Her idea, because it's typically Lidl cheap. Looks a bit **** actually but haven't yet taken out of its resplendent mesh.

It was £25 instead of the usual £50 so fair enough.

 

Getting tree tomorrow, getting dec's down later, mrs will do her stuff during the week then.
Easy one for us. Sister in law for family party, 23rd, Christmas Eve lunch at mother in laws, Christmas day at other sister in laws, drive to Gatwick Boxing Day, off to Lapland until the 2nd Jan.

 

Getting my tree next weekend.

 

No tree or decorations and going out again for xmas dinner like last year (curry house) somewhere local enough so we can Stagger back home after.

Got a few gifts out of the way too earlier.

 

Getting Mrs luv some slippers and a dildo for Christmas so that if she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself.

 

Yep, it's **** alright.

 

Got mine some dkny slippers and a Tokyo laundry dressing gown, she got given them last week tho cos its cold and she keeps stealing my dressing gown