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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Jeez, you aren't having much luck at the moment are you?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 17, 2022
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    think the revs telling porkies Woops , i heard different, one of the young nuns slammed her door in his face, but he had his foot there, he had been reading HOW TO GET MORE, by the Rotherham brotherhood of none celibacy.blessing be upon them, men of the cloth stick together:emoticon-0105-wink: oh and by the way the eye damage was by peeking through the keyhole of the shower room, a pencil can do some damage so i have found out, as mine is healing well from lead poisoning wink wink
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 17, 2022
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sounds more like a script from a Carry On film...........

    Ooooh Matron !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 17, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he’s full of manure, Woops.
    The foot is ok thanks mate.
    Went back to work ( ( half days ) last Thursday but keeping ice bag on it each day at home.

    Moonboots are a real help but get too heavy & cumbersome after a while.
    Suppose to have 4-6 weeks off but have to finish this house off.
    No rest for the wicket, l’m confused!
    As you were……
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 21, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what moi tell porkies.............well ive never been soooooooooo,Matron SISTER SUPERIOR...just listen what the rev accused me of<wah><wah><wah>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    anyway i bet it stopped his showing off moonwalking for the lady pensioners on grab a granny night he runs
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 23, 2022
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 23, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 23, 2022
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    Wide angle camera lens.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 24, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who stole his accounts book
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 24, 2022
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    Looks like he ate them!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 3, 2022
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    who ate all the pies................he did fat barsteward
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 3, 2022
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    Have you ever seen Harry Maguire and Sloth from The Goonies in the same room together ? Nor have I......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 3, 2022
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    “We’re so sorry……. Uncle Albert,”
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 4, 2022
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    Is it cos i'm black ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 4, 2022
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    “…. but we haven’t done a bloody thing all day”
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 5, 2022
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    cant even get the grammar right :Is it cos I is Black den i axe you.<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 5, 2022
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    "We're so sorry,...............Uncle Albert,
    but the kettle's on the boil, if we're so easily called away."
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 7, 2022
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    there's nothing to apologise for your worship as you are the man
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 7, 2022
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    Paul McCartney - Wings
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2022
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