Dorty's Daily Milan Blog: Day 4. How many Italians smoke/vape? I thought the Spanish were bad but this lot outdo them easily. The dozy twats don't realise or care that the foul-smelling stuff freely-expands in the air to fill my lungs Plus, all the Milanese do is drink coffee and eat sweet snacks, do they ever work? Wifey now has the trots and is staying in tonight ffs. Arriverderchie and ciao.
Dorty's Daily Milan Blog: Day 5. Its like that old England World Cup song, Back Home, cos today we will be back home. Talking about football, or rather, not talking about football, the Italians aren't mentioning the World Cup, though the few Inter or Milan fans I've talked to looked at me with some consternation when I said we could win the Premier League in a few seasons. They remember 'Alan Shearer' but as I tell them, "you ain't seen nothing yet".
