The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Jack must have kicked your arse because we were laughing at his postless CL matchthread.

 

Yeah, go ahead. You and a mate will be able to 'dance' next to each other staring at a TV whilst your mates gurn like a bunch of imbeciles behind you watching.

Looks really, really, really, great fun.


Honestly, I need to hear from anyone who has indulged in this ridiculous pursuit.

 

Sounds ****ing ace! Do your other mates stood round watching, get to kick the living **** out of anyone indulging in any sort of physical contact?

 

I've only seen the advert, perhaps that's the bit they don't show!

 

Bloody all kicking-off down here tonight! Bridgwater Carnival is on tonight and town is packed. A wall on the riverbank has collapsed and will cause flooding as the tide rises. Now the M5 is blocked by a 25 vehicle accident in both directions!

 

Liverpool liverpool liverpoool

 

and you can **** right off KPR!

 

You may be surprised to hear I was forced into participating in said event 2 weeks ago.. At a dinner party with the mrs, her best mate and her chap..

I was forced into a drunk dance off with a fat bloke, I wasn't going to be the one scared of throwing a few shapes..

Needless to say I won the dance off as I do have the moves.. Memory serves me correct I was dancing to snap 'the power' oh yes.. Which coincidentally was the first vinyl album I bought aged 12..

 

I suspect it is the return of the twat also.

 

I ****ing knew that if anyone would have done it, you would have. You never let me down fella.

Is it as cringeingly ****e as I suspect it to be? Anyone volunteering to own this game should be executed.

 

No ticket today. Have to await delivery of a new tumble dryer . Is the match streamed anywhere?

 

Here it is mate - I'm at ****ing work

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/

I'm all alone though so i'll be streaming it from work

 

What sort of loser has to Work on a Saturday? You must have a **** job.

 

**** you Berb. I usually work 7 days a week in some way, shape or form...

I guess that's why you're a binman and I'm not

 

Now Now, he's an Environmental Cleaning Operative!

 

Cheers SKY. How come you're alone. Has there been a mass escape? At least I've got plenty of tins and a fresh delivery of green

 

I think he likes to call it a waste account manager!

He knows I'm only playing

 

That hurts Sky

 

Because I'm here working on some personal research (and some minor work related stuff) and the psychology department is shut. It's quite handy as I can use it whenever I want and get paid extra!

I might even invite a couple of the young lads over to watch the game later!!