I'm a schizoid so no real desire to **** anyone else. Haven't even jerked off in 2 months. Nofap is easy.
I know. I can only imagine I'm perceived as an oddball, but don't understand often why but I don't really give much of a **** anymore lol. If you can go months in social isolation without feeling lonely something must be odd about you. I've met people who literally cannot stand being alone for more than a few minutes.
I think boring people are the types who can't find something to do when alone. Like, find a hobby, do something with your time. Do you really need someone else's help to be entertained 24\7
You're weird. You were born with the ability to ****, so use it. Last boned the missus on Thursday, it was the start of her period then, so her clunge is probably like Niagara Falls right now.
If you mean like in American Pie, then be careful of those Pot Noodles Tash, especially if the water is still boiling. And don't go for the hot chilli one.
Also........ If you're not manscaped avoid the soya sauce, you may have some explaining to do to your Mrs. Which in turn begs the question........ would someone's Mrs be more forgiven over a one-night stand or finding their hubby balls deep in a pot noodle?
Be careful down there, I sent some deep sea divers in yesterday to clean out the decades of crusted smegma, but they've never been seen again.
