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Are you banging your lass tonight?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Schlem Boogerman, Nov 11, 2022.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna try.
    Think she's on the rag.
    59/80

    Reckon Tash has Handria nailed on.

    Tash, you tashy person.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Nov 11, 2022
  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not your lass welshies lass
     
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    Sucky, Nov 11, 2022
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I’m doing Pouchies lass if I get back to NCL on time if that helps.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 11, 2022
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Is pouches lass a looker? (got a well used flange?)
     
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  5. GodAlmighty

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    Badly wrapped Kebab sometimes with chilli sauce, sometimes with Garlic, sometimes both <whistle>
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm up for that. Out lass just coming in.
    Pics later.
     
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  7. GodAlmighty

    GodAlmighty cult leader

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    Nev's in for a long night of modding <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, she just told me to get off with Handria.
    Bitch.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Your going to try? Like your going to ask permission first? And the odds are pretty low mate I think you have a good chance.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Nov 11, 2022
  10. GodAlmighty

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    Save the photo's then mate <laugh>
     
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    GodAlmighty, Nov 11, 2022
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's like you hammered and have a stiff ie on. You lean in and hope for the beast.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s happening mate it’s happening.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Nov 11, 2022
  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    In the next few moments...
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This is far more exciting than my Favourite City thread :emoticon-0117-talki
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 11, 2022
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  15. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm planning my approach. I've rang her three times, been olNjed. Think I'll dick pic her.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Nov 11, 2022
  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I’ve got a feeling: that tonight’s gonna be a good night:
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    <cracker>
     
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    Think I might live feed this ****...
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You're hoping for the beast?
    Is she not much of a looker then?
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 11, 2022
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    She's in bed with a fever.

    Will have a **** tonight
     
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    Welshie, Nov 11, 2022
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