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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Sir Alex Ferguson still hasn't retired because Tiote said he would kill him if he did
     
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    Very poor <doh>
     
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    <applause>
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I know :p haha
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    Cheick Tiote can actually make a tennis racket sound like an electric guitar.
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha. I can't think of good ones :(
     
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    If Tiote was a tranny he'd wear chandeliers for earrings.
     
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  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Tiote didn't want to be called Cheick so he pulled out the c and threw it and the Mackems and is now called Cheik :)

    Very poor, I know :p
     
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    It's not funny but it's probably a true story. Tiote is well known for wasting his 'c's.
     
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    When Tiote writes an essay he uses black holes as full stops and iron girders as a lower case 'l'...
     
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  11. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    When Tiote gets a boner he lifts the roof off (literally)
     
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    Cheik Tiote can scramble eggs while they're still in their shells. Just by looking at them.
     
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    When Tiote coughs he destroys 15 towns and cities
     
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    tiote doesn't dance to the beat of the music-music dances to the beat of tiote
     
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  15. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahaha!
     
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    If Tiote decides he wants to do something, he will do it!

    I think that is the morale of the story :p
     
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    On March 11th this year he was in a fishing boat off the coast of North East Japan. Then he got indigestion...
     
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  18. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Tiote doesn't do Tiote facts, but if he did they would probably be the best Tiote facts in the world
     
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    Cheik Tiote's eyes follow you around the room - even when he's in a different room...
     
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    Ancient folklore tells us that on the 5th of November 1605 a group of gun powder sellers were forced to take shelter from the rain inside a building in London (to keep their powder dry). Amongst them was a practicing prophet, who had a premonition of a new future god. It was decided they should use the gunpowder to create fireworks in an effort to highlight his sparkling performances, explosive tackling and ability to score cracking goals. Since that day the tradition of Guy Fawkes night has been continued. Strangely the name Guy Fawkes relates to another person in the premonition; A person who would arrive along with the God Cheik Tiote, but opposing his greatness. A Guy that often Fawkes things up...
     
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