Just rewatched JFK Revisited - through the looking glass, a documentary by Oliver Stone, the director of the 1991 JFK movie. Well worth a look if you enjoy conspiracy stuff and especially if you don’t buy into the “Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone” decision put out by the Warren Commission Report. Available in the movie section on Saintsplayer, in the documentary section.
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me; I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my garden, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.” The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with a non-stop chatting wife, six children, two under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
Flattery will get you everywhere, but it needs to be based on a personality at the club. Let’s leave it as a memorial to Ralph until the new manager is appointed and discuss options.
I'm worried me may be calling it Jones' Joint Though it would be one for the apostrophe police to argue a bit about.
My vote would be for it not to be related to current managers or players. Something related to recent club heros like Oriol or Maya mayhaps.
Any former hero we pick would instantly start pouring out unhinged bollocks on social media, because that’s how things work.