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who snitched

 

OK but just be warned, I've got forearms like thighs and thighs like treetrunks. That's right, I'm a fat bastad me.

 

the last time I saw your mam I shouted ‘geez you have a massive fanny, jeez you have a massive fanny, Jeez you gave a massive fanny’… she said ‘why did you say it 3 times marra?

I told her I didn’t.. it was the echo. A snatch like a joiners bag that one.

 

Can you sort some tickets out and do you live on billionaires yachts though?

 

I heard a whisper that there was a pile on so thought I’d join in.

 

The last time I saw your mam she said I was a far better shag than you.

 

she said your sister licked a better snatch though.

 

bit like Dirty i have a pic of him and his ma

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I like billionaires shortbread, does that count?

 

****ing hell Dirty, I never realised you had such a canny resemblance to Blue Rinse

 

Your dad was a screamer like.

And I already telt yer I've no sisters ya dafty .

 

The only thing short is the time is takes you to smash a full box down your fat ****ing cake hole you human blob.

 

Ah, Now I'm understanding the dislike of gravy stains

 

with your mam being the town bike I thought she would have told you about the 6 I know about. You must be the male 7th.

dopey.

she was high up in the WI I believe. High-Hoe!

 

Cardiff City fans laughing all the way back to Wales, boyos

 

Fair play to Nig & Roger for popping, this is what we've been missing, some good old fashioned piss-taking rival banter. Childish, yeah, but who gives a feck. Jeez I miss the old BBC606 days when it was a proper free-for-all.

 

Your mam was actually yer dad.
And your the only fooker in your village that thinks it doesn't have an idiot.

 

aye as a bairn Dirty had terrible diarrhea all the helmets his ma made him take that's how he developed them sucking lips

 

that's why they keep talking about GENDER NEUTRAL