Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

**** off! hastings hill pub at 12 bells tomorrow after noon

 

Where's my mate Woy ?
Is that weird he/she still on here ?

 

Evening you nest of ****ing ****s.

 

Oh here's the plastic Mackem turncoat

 

Yeah but only between his community service shifts

 

You can write in blue arl you like but you won't be getting a mod position on our fùcking board you cùnt

 

We've had more Prime Ministers this season (three) than Sunderland home wins in the piss-easy Championship (two)

 

I've not liked the taste of windows since they invented double glazing and stopped condensation

 

I think we should extend an olive branch here and invite Nig and Rodger to the friendly on the 17th December. Got to be more fun than an away trip to Hull for them.

 

The trick is to leave one slightly ajar, that way you can get spider **** moist in condensation and mold.

 

I'd rather stick rusty pins in my eyes and bollocks

 

beelin!

 

just let your sister do it like normal fella.

 

Get a load of these tall tale tellers…



absolute mangoes.

 

See your doctor

 

See, you even do self-harming like one of our number

 

I haven't any sisters and yours couldn't hold the pins with them hooves

 

The one that says he was from just outside Sunderland in the Lakes

It's like me saying to a yank that I'm just outside the state of Florida in Northumberland

 

Ere berts shìt chop, i hear yer mam used to hold three nails inbetween her top front teeth ready to put he shoes on .