That bloke is going to get in trouble for blacking up, it's probably cultural appropriation to impersonate a cat.
Don't be silly you don't put dessert on pizza. I'm thinking Cumberland, chorizo, onion and I'm undecided on the last one. Maybe double Cumberland.
Bet Mrs Luv likes a double Cumberland. Bit of pineapple would add a lovely contrast to the saltiness of the pork. Trust me on this.