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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    A large part of the problem here was actually created by Theresa May: the Modern Slavery Act 2015.

    Fifty five per cent of Albanians seeking asylum here (despite there being no obvious reason to flee Albania other than poverty) are granted leave to stay under the 2015 definition. The number of asylum seekers from Albania getting leave to stay in Germany is zero and in France it is two per cent.

    So why are young Albanian men taking advantage of the disgraceful RNLI illegal immigrant trafficking system in the Channel? Surely not because they can send benefits money (from British taxes) and the proceeds of criminal behaviour over here back to their impoverished families in Albania...
     
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  2. Erik

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  3. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Rishi Sunak is now going to COP27 climate summit

    So Sunak is off on his holidays to Egypt to sell the fantasy of an undeliverable Net Zero Carbon by 2030 to COP27. His wife is not as Woke and Green as the wife that Boris took advice from for COP26.

    He should try selling them some facts. By 2030 the UK has to increase the number of offshore wind turbines four fold. Obviously the Magic Money Tree can afford that as the existing wind turbines have been massively subsidised (the green part of your energy bills).

    Once we have all that new energy in the North Sea, off our East coast, we will need massive new infrastructure for the National Grid to transport the energy to the South East where much of it is needed. There, of course, will be no NIMBYs objecting to having the necessary new pylons and cabling strung across in sight of their back gardens. Building all this infrastructure will be paid for by the Magic Money Tree and will be done in record time as 2030 is a little over 7 years away and an equivalent amount of infrastructure has only been built in the last 30 years. That productivity boost will be some feat: quadruple the wind turbines and put up the pylons at quadruple the speed. Saint Greta will be delighted.

    On the days that the wind does not blow, we can use candles because all fossil fuel production will have ceased as windfall taxes will ensure that there is no investment in dirty energy here as we need to do something about our 1 per cent contribution to climate change while China and the developing world continue to burn coal, oil and gas.
     
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    Climate change deniers are worse than holocaust deniers in 2022 .

    You ****ing fascist
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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    Bent, corrupt Tories do what bent, corrupt Tories do: It's because they're bent and corrupt, and, of course, Tories.

     
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  6. DMD

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    Looks like a clear leg bye.

     
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    CRAP27 - just another reason for twats from around the world to meet up and shag. Imagine a love child from BoJo and Krankie <monster>

    Then 6 months down the line the WHO (scaremongering twats) will inform us that a new pandemic camelpox has materialised.

    All for a fake climate crisis and stupidity on levels previously unknown to humanoids that facilitates the laughable nonsense that is net zero, carbon neutral ****.

    Keep the home fires burning world because depending on tidal, wind and solar will effectively be like farting in the wind.

    ****ing clowns.
     
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    Imran Khan shot in the foot. Lazy fecker. UK politicians do the job themselves.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    But of Muskrat love from Kusstardovich. How predictable. Forelock tugging flag shagging serf.
     
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    Just more proof of the level of morons who use Twitter. If any more was needed. (It wasn't)
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bring back Shark Month!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    You've got to hand it to the shark. See boat, wait for people getting off boat. Its only mistake was getting a little too impatient.
     
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