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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    as a fox in the hen coop, ooops you mean shy don't think he has ever been guilty of that :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 31, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What, not even when he is holding a coconut ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 1, 2022
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    his dibbler only reacts when he is holding melons
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 1, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wots this about melons…. who’s telling porky pies then?

    What melons, l want to see proof!
    I demand melons!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 1, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my witness has just fingered you .you tried to take advantage of this poor soul


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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 2, 2022
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Recent photo of Sir Beer Starmer after leaving a gay club in Durham.......

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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 2, 2022
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wasn't that taken outside the Durham public toilets when an ex para accused him of being a nonce and willie watcher, and left him a parting slap
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 2, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I wish someone would give him a good slapping in Parliament........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 2, 2022
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i was always told fannys need a good poke not slap
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 2, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Fanny poke?
    That’s no joke!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 2, 2022
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    It's not my birthday
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 6, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There you have it, folks!
    Straight from the horse’s mouth.

    Not that we’re calling Kiwi and old nag or anything….
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 6, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Whoa there Didley !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 6, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wilbur!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 7, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations to the new birthday boy!
    You know whom l’m talking about!
    Don’t be shy now …..
    Own up…. We’re all so happy for you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 9, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Is it UTR's ? or Wherever ?, or Taff ?, or..........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 9, 2022
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i've checked and its not little red riding hoods
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 10, 2022
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    It must be Sans !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 10, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Fcuked if l know, mate.
    I’m just making it up as l go!

    Truth is, it’s somebody’s birthday out there.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 10, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, now it’s someone’s birthday!!!!!
    Guess who?
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 17, 2022
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