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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I know Malbranque is short, but does he really throb?
     
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  2. Billy Death

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    You must of been a right twat in the past marra for some **** to nail you to a lump of wood.
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    Carpentry accident?
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Well his dad was a carpenter but his mam still reckons she's a virgin.

    Summat not right there.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    I wasn't around at the time but I'm a trusting sort so I'll believe them.
     
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  6. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    That's why I go to Syd James for a cuppa. I'm a tea snob ;)
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    LOL, funny as ****.

    HAHA.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    a snob.. from Peterlee.. does not sound right to me
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    That's just since he moved south Syd.
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Hey we're very upmarket here now! They put our council taxes up when you moved out.
     
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  11. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I think you've got the wrong Jesus mate...Easy mistake to make, its a pretty common name
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Are you Jesus Jones, you know, that black guy who tries to sing?
     
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  13. Mr Wonderful

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    I'm drinkin' Coors light... only a Mackem and Van Damme would enjoy this piss!
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Hey Sue, as in Peggy?
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I thought you would jump in
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Is that why Peterlee went downhill?
     
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  17. Mr Wonderful

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Not had a Coors since I was in Chicago, found Bud more to my taste.
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Mmm, golden showers.
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    See you do need us.
     
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