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  1. Magdad

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    If only we could all have inset days <whistle>

    In all seriousness, I couldn't do your job. 1 night of Halloween and I want to kill all the little bastards
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You have incest days
     
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  3. Magdad

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    I'd find that a bit difficult considering I grew up in foster homes till I was 16.
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Sorry to hear that

    If I was a **** I’d make a joke about grannies
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Yeah, I'd definitely check your scores if I were you mate. I've been docked 6 points for no reason other than Jak is prejudiced against fatties and is scared I might be a threat to him winning the title. 30 point week but only given 24.

    If I were Jurgen I'd cry about it not being fair. <whistle>
     
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  6. Magdad

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    I was just lying to make you feel bad <laugh>
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I did think you were lying considering your granny fetish
     
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  8. Magdad

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    Aye, you could always post a pic of your Mrs for my Spank bank if it makes you feel better <laugh>
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You’d end up with a GG accident
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Why would TT catch his cock in GG's zip??
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Nearly wound up with a Nev accident as I've popped traffic cones blocking my gate off to stop these scrounging little bastards knocking on my door.

    Seen a thing on Facebook where a bloke painted the word Nonce on his fence and door to stop them <laugh>
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    If he hasn’t already
     
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  13. Magdad

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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Surely he’s just get egged instead
     
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  15. Magdad

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    That was the genius part, he had wooden boards across his windows making it looked like the windows had been panned in already with Nonce sprayed on them n all <laugh>
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What’s an inset day? I work in finance. I don’t get these many weeks off a year. I am a 25 plus bank holidays man.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Think it might be what we used to call teacher training days.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I am wondering the same thing. There’s no chance. There isn’t any room. It’s like a Pringles box.
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Ah yes. The 13 weeks off a year. Those stats don’t apply to me. I work the full year. 25 days and 8 banks.

    The teachers I work with get a lot more. But to be fair to them they do work hard and do a fantastic job. Even though I work 50 hour weeks they do aswell.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Sour Cream & Cheese?
     
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