Great, so the batteries need a million years to break down. Yeah, real eco friendly stuff. They are so busy thinking their sh!t don’t stink but their farts give them away.
Chill, I was just winding you up. Just for a useful piece of information have you heard that there is a way of reducing cow farts by 90%
Kiwi's gane washed out, gives England hope. Similar to 2019 Workd Cup now, every game most a knockout. Just win every game from now to Finish and your Champions ! Simples
England now have to win their last two games (against NZ and Sri Lanka) and still might not go through if Australia win their two games (against Ireland and Afghanistan) by big margins. Might need Sri Lanka to beat NZ.
By Christ it's frustrating watching the Sri Lankans. Dropped catches, fumbles on the boundary, wides and no-balls (3 free hits given). NZ 147-5 in the 19th and big favourites now.
Ireland putting up a good show against Australia. They'll almost certainly fall short, but the Aussies aren't going to improve their net run rate by too much.
If Australia beat Afghanistan and the Kiwis beat us that’s game over isn’t it? Or is there some arcane way of us scraping through?