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I jizzed all the way home- My thoughts on the Villa game

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Just when I thought we were a side that struggles to create chances at times. A poor first half but an amazing 2nd half.

    Not much to say other than very satisfying.

    Ratings -

    Pope - 6 - Not much to do, good handling and positioning, some shakey moments. Cannot justify giving more than a 6 though.

    Trippier - 8.5 - Solid defensively. So much quality and great assist. Some much skill and composure.

    Schar - 8 - Solid defensively. More superb long range passes.

    Botman - 8

    Burn - 8 - A couple of last ditch blocks to deny villa early. Good defending.

    Longstaff - 7

    Bruno - 8 - No goals or assists, but some superb passing. A lot of great defensive work, his interceptions were outstanding at times.

    Joelinton - 8.5 - Good goal, provided attacking threat and dominated the vile bitches in midfield.

    Willock - 6 - Decent.

    Wilson - 10 - 2 goals, 2 assists, could have easily had more. Involved in every goal.

    Almiron - 9 - A goal and an assist. Cannot stop scoring, what a beast.

    Murphy - 7 - Looks like he's improving.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Didn't you like my thread title suggestion then Tash? <laugh>
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I agree however I cannot stress how important Botman is to this team and it’s current position. Look at the stats. We don’t concede chances.

    I know we have Schar playing well and also Trippier who gets the credit.

    But BOTMAN is the real ****ing deal.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Sorted.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
    Good man
    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I slipped in something near a ditch like…
     
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  7. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Post your ratings bitches
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Thread title = 10/10
     
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    Pope 7
    Trippier 8
    Schar 8
    Botman 8
    Burn 7
    Bruno 7
    Joelinton 7
    Longstaff 6
    Willock 7
    Almiron 8
    Wilson 9
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Everyone 10
    Botanist 9
    Alchemist 9 / bogs there 10
    Posada 7
    Tillets 7
    Centurion 8
    Mile castle 7
    Brew dog 7
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Pope - 7
    Tripps - 8
    Botman - 8
    Schar - 8
    Burn - 8
    Bruno - 7
    Longgstaff - 6
    Willock - 6
    Joelinton - 8
    Almiron - 8
    Wilson - 9

    Wood - 6
    Murphy - 6
    Lascelles - 6
    Targett - 6
    ASM - 6
    Shelvey - 10
     
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    Wood - 0. For being woeful even in 5 mins.

    Rest amazing. Huzzah.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Oh…what a beautiful mooooorning.

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  14. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I absolutely loved annihilating these ****s.

    I wouldn't normally take pleasure in the suffering of others, but Villa fans have been ****s to us for no reason, so I see no problem with it here. They'd got rid of the under-performing Gerrard and kick started the new era with a storming 4-0 bashing of Brentford, the future was looking bright with the mighty Unai Emery about to join.... and then we destroyed them. Lol.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><cheers>
    Then they even put the clocks back for us, so we could enjoy the feeling for an extra hour.
     
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    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Anyone impressed with Murphy’s cameo yesterday? Lovely control and cross for Wilson’s header against the bar, then almost scored with a belter from outside the box. If Eddie can make a player out of him he needs a statue outside the ground
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    And a knighthood.
     
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  18. haslam

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    I felt for him yesterday as he could easily have had a goal and assist but got neither. Cue later in the season when people start using his poor stats to show he's still useless even though I'd argue he's comparable to the player Almiron was prior to this season.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I've been one of Murphy's biggest critics, but I have to give him credit for yesterday's brief appearance. As you say he could easily have scored a great goal and been the provider of a good assist for Wilson's hat-trick. That strike was deserving of a goal.

    If Eddie can make even this guy perform like that on a regular basis, then he must be an absolute miracle worker. We won't need to worry about FFP if Eddie can take average players and make them world class.
     
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