The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

I can see your point but just eat her mufta.

That's what I do. They forgive you owt if you're good at it.

 

Its the key to their heart. Well that and chocolate.

 

I am going to develop a range of "Piss-flap earwarmers".


They keep your ears warm as long as you don't mind looking like a ****!!

 

You may have found a niche market there.

 

Not sure if Janie's is that hot temperature wise but it can spark up a tab.

 

or in my case, does not see the misspelled word

 

LOL this isn't banter, this is just a bunch of people slagging one another off

 

lots of chat up line tips mind, all from single men

 

I've been out the dating system for a while but the line of 'Fancy a lift home in my horseless carriage?' was always a winner.

 

or fancy a ride on my trusty steed



2 inches of throbbing meat, when aroused

 

Mate try "do you like getting your muff licked?"

Worked every time for me.

 

de ya tec it up arse

 

Only the doctors fingers marra.

 

Don't tell me that you lick them afterwards though..

 

I have never licked my doctors fingers whether they've been up my back door or not Reg.

I thought you knew me by now!

 

I see Lawro has us both down to lose

 

Stop changing the subject Mr.

 

sorry, wont do it again

 

I should think so too.

Ya rebel.

 

I'll see your 2" of throbbing meat and raise you 0.5".