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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see the 6 fingered are keeping an eye on the total VAR decisions for us
    They are being selective though
    Could have done with a check after the Palace game
    Obsessed!! :biggrin:
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Surprised they know what VAR is, thought it was only for games in Premier League & Yewrope.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Talk about hypocrites

    no mention of UAE here

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  4. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Why are Sunderland called black cats?

    One night a soldier heard loud wailing, which turned out to be from a black cat. The battery then became known as the Black Cat Battery. The football club, formed 74 years later, eventually adopted the same nickname, presumably because the stadium was nearby

    I think they got that one wrong, it wasn’t a cat

    Mother f u c k e r s
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Down down deeper and down...mackems drop to 15th following Birmingham's win.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    3pts off a relegation place
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It couldn't happen again....could it? :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Fingers crossed
    The meltdown would be of epic proportions
     
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    They’ll have another change of manager to try and stave it off, then he’ll get sacked next season when they’re languishing mid table with no chance of making the play offs back up to the piss easy league!

    ****ing comedy joke of a club. I’d take Ashley back over being a mackem any day of the week!
     
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  10. Magdad

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    Not a chance mate, they got a sewper dewper takeover from a geet rich billionaire kid and they are gonna win the premier league and get to yewrope.

    So disgusted by our takeover they will refuse to fly from Newcastle Airport and instead travel there in their Lada Samara's <cheers>
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackems losing <laugh>
     
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    Lads, can anyone help please? I have a chance of winning £1000 in a 'spot the Mackem' competition, but I just can't see them anywhere. Any clues?
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    8 ponts clear of Turkey teeth and his **** ****s.

    get in the sea you Scouse ****ers and suck the wet fart out of my fat arse you ****cunts.
     
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    Don’t know where to start here…

     
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    To be fair, they didn't say WHICH league. Give it time and that Northern Conference is theirs, just you watch.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sad mackem bastards. Imagine being stuck on the same train as those ****ers!
     
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    and the sad sacks pinching our song.. then dropping a load of no mark names in… clowns.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ha ha, what a shame <laugh>
     
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