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    wonder if you are a conjoined twin you could get away with a drink driving offense.... "nothing to do with me officer"
     
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    Remember this was a question on QI years ago, but related to one of the twins committing murder, and being allowed to go free, because the other twin was innocent.

    A quick Google search finds Lazarus and Joannes Baptista Collorado and https://italiantribune.com/the-case-of-the-conjoined-colloredo-brothers/

     
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    Me: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me?
    Wife: Of course I would sweetheart.
    Me: If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears?
    Wife: Absolutely honey.
    Me: If I lost my legs would you push me in a wheelchair?
    Wife: You don't need to ask. Why all the questions?
    Me: I just sprained my wrist....
     
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    Always remember my school report when i was 15

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    REET LUVLY

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    just been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder......i'm beside myself
     
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    woman says to hubby "i wish i had bigger breasts".........he replied "you could try pushing them against the sofa,and rolling them around"...she replied "why would that work?"....."it's worked for your arse!"
     
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