What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Just added a slice of toast for a ‘healthy’ breakfast.

 

Just drinkin some beer in my hiphop kitchen bout to cook up some dirty rice

Its **** i need to use up

Sausages
Peppers
Onion
Turkish chilli's
Peas
Rice
Egg

 

Prep the basmati, leave in cold water to soak off starch for bout ten mins. Rinse rice and add to pan with a finger of hot kettle water abive the rice. Less is more here the lid does all the moisturising
Bring to the lowest simmer and keep lid on for 8/10mins

Add butter to another big pan and flash fry ya accessories


Add more butter then dump rice in and mix, then make creater hole and add two bumnuts

Mix them til scrambled and mix into rice after

Add a poachy on top and boom!
dirty rice

 

Leftover pie found i. Fridge with some baby beetroot

 

Was the fridge in a skip?

And that fukin plate bruv

 

Okay then.

 

Its one of those i drunk some **** today plates innit

 

you don’t have kids, this is the sort of **** we have and used it just for the reaction.

 

Looks a bit dry, if I'm absolutely honest.

 

I only like white plates bruv, its a thing

 

Have a range of Easter, Halloween and Xmas plates.
Gonna roll out some paw patrol too

 

Friday morning Premier Inn breakfast.

 

Looks decent.

 

How much bro? Looks alright

 

Yup, defo looks good that.

 

£9.50.

Can have all the continental stuff as well if you want.

Most premier inn's are buffet I think but this place cooks to order.

Don't need to eat now till this evening.

 

Just doing the last bit of dirty rice

 

Hottest curry to date, it’s an absolute savage. Green Chilli Curry.

 

Looks like it’s been scraped out of a pond

 

No ****ing way I'd eat that.