It's Kirk St Moritz from Dear John, I found it when we were discussing it on the films thread and had it in waiting.
Tits and fanny for starters ... do you need to study their on line bi op or something ... no wonder you're a staunch Tory
Twas the fanny bit i wondered about, these days men can have tits and you would have to fight through all that bush to see what lay beneath
Mate ... you seem unlikely to experience either ... just the law of physical attraction I guess ... have you considered changing your sexual preferences as frequently as changing your football allegiance? ... probably got as much chance of 'silverware' I guess