its the butterfly effect man...just imagine if that little acorn hadnt fallen where it did all those years ago , bolan could still be alive and well and riding a white swan today.
Chuck Norris is a **** who gets too much attention. We'd probably rape him and eat his brain. Well, Kim would.
If you put a bit of tattie in a crocodile's mouth I'd fancy an Oirish pikey to wrestle it tae get some grub. tae be sure diddly dee
The Tiger would kill a Grizzly Bear no problem, Tigers have even been known to pull 4m+ Crocs out of the water and kill them. Grizzly Bears are powerful, but a big cat like a Tiger would be far to much for them to handle. Tigers do come into contact with Brown Bears, and they have no problems killing them. As for the Hippo and the Croc, the Hippo wins easy, and this is a well known fact, as they live in the same areas of Africa together. Crocodiles will always try to avoid a hippo, because hippos are extremely aggressive. A hippo would crush a croc in one bite. There jaws are incredibly powerful. I've even seen a whole pride of Lions come off worse against an angry hippo
I'm going for the bear and the croc iin the semi-finals, with the bear lifting the trophy after the final. My money's on the hippo in the 3rd place play off match. Why have you lot not predicted a result for the final?
Jaguar easily. It's the third biggest cat after tigers and lions, but has the strongest bite of all felines. Powerful enough to crush a human skull in fact. As for Norris, he ain't all that. Jim McDonald would knock him right out.
The hippo would easily beat the other three. You see, the hippo is as comfortable fighting on land as it is in water. Crocs are okay in water but are less mobile in land. You can also disable them by putting an elastic band over their snouts. A bear is okay in water up to it's knees. Higher than that and it's slow and cumbersome. The tiger would be ****ed in water. Hippo wins easily.
I can't see many animals trying the old elastic-band around the snout trick though. Apart from maybe a particularly cunning chimp. As for the hippo vs tiger, you say "on land" but I think it would depend on terrain. On a riverbank, hippo every time. Deep in the jungle, at night, Shere Khan would cause major problems. But I think an African bull elephant would see them all off. Maybe even a black rhino.
Not so. Hippos spend some of their time in jungles so they are comfortable in that terrain. Face it, hippos are hard, reet ****ing hard!
StereoTypist.....Whilst your right that the Hippo would beat the other 3, you are wrong about a Tiger being ****ed in water. Tigers are one of the few cats that actually like water, and they are very good swimmers. They regularly go for a dip, and would still get the better of a Croc or Grizzly even in the water
