Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

We're now playing for time! FFS!

 

Eriksen coming on to rub salt in the wounds.

 

Eriksen on, just to rub salt in the wound.
Him and Elanga replace Sancho and some ladyboy.

 

Djed Spence readying himself for his traditional "why did I come here?" cameo.

 

Eriksen on. You know what happens now...

 

Skipp and Spence get a few seconds each. Bentancur and Perisic go off.

 

Ten Hag looked nervous when Lucas Moura came on

 

Ronaldo storms off down the tunnel, like a bitch.

 

Literally the only glimmer of joy: Ronaldo sulking off down the tunnel.

 

Injury time hat-trick, anyone?

 

This Nuno-ball bollocks is doing my head in.

Don’t want to watch a full season of this.

 

Think I have been pretty even in my criticism and have been a little more understanding of the performances than some but there is no defending that.
Making United look like a top team is a farce.

Losing and being outplayed is fine but being totally out fought is unforgivable.

Like the Arsenal game, there ain't no defending that.

28 attempts to 8 is a joke

 

We've made Utd look like prime Barcelona. Some fecking achievement...

 

Probably heard a woman was in a hotel room and wasn't giving consent...

 

Martinez booked for kicking the ball away. Or not, apparently.

 

Kane fails to release Spence and loses possession. Sums it up

 

im genuinely baffled at how someone like Conte can play a 90 like he’s Nuno

but is that why the players played like they’ve just met?

 

2-0 FT. Absolutely pathetic.
Turgid performances across the board, barring Hugo Lloris, who kept the score down.
Conte was the worst of the lot, though. Got it all wrong from start to finish. Awful.

 

Embarrassing.

 

2-0 FT

I'm giving him until the world cup. If this weekly ****e hasn't improved by then, it's time for another manager hunt.

This isn't some rookie who has never managed at this level before. Conte is much, much better than this and so are the players Paratici has assembled for him. Yes, there are weak spots as there are in many squads - this United side included for example, who lack anything close to a 20 goal a season striker - but the lack of fight, guile and willingness to adapt is unforgiveable.