Match Day Thread Toon vs Scouse Mackems

Let’s put these c*nts to the sword.
No mercy.

 

On me way

 

Mind your f*****g language, you b*****d.

 

This one will be shown live on Amazon Prime.

 

Be happy to sneak a win in this one, for sure. Could do with it ahead of one of the toughest tests this season.

 

We will win this one easy. We will see Lampard crying. We will see Pickford flapping his bingo wings.

Easy 3 points.

 

Murphy---------Wilson--------Miggy
--Joelinton-Bruno-Longstaff-----
Targett--Botman--Schar---Trippier
-------------------Pope--------------------

Time for Burn to be dropped. Should only be playing LB if targett injured.

 

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I think we may be in for a shock in this one.

 

Home advantage should be key here, and we need more points on the board before our traditional annual twatting at Spurs on Sunday.

Everton showed they can be dangerous and create chances like against Spurs on Saturday but they are pretty ****e at the end of the day, so we really need to win this.

 

Will we see Moi milking some udders or perhaps dressed as a P Rex????

 

Was it ever confirmed exactly what the udder milking signified, or was it just his default mode of operation in that particular scenario?

 

does the P stand for Pissed

 

Pickfordasaurus was what I was thinking

 

pissed is so much better
Pissedsorearse

 

No, he's deflected the question.

Come on TT, tell the truth, what exactly was that cow milking nonsense?

 

Albert face down in a ditch again?

 

It was quite simply 2 ****er signs at the same time - 1 for the ref and 1 for Toney trying to put him off his penalty

 

So you were 'milking' then.