Man Ure v Newcastle United

Sounds like Dad's Army.

 

I am starting to think we need to get rid of ASM. No point in having him if we can’t get him on the pitch.

I’ve never known someone have so many problems with hamstrings.

 

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I can still feel a tear I did in my right hamstring 30 years ago.

 

That’s clearly what stopped you being an elite footballer then eh.

 

Anthony, Fernandes and Ronaldo are all going to score today. Nailed on.

 

Any hats being eaten today?

 

Willock might be out.

 

Crikey. So we have no players then. How comes we have so many out.

 

Illness, Craig Hopes turned into the doom sayer this weekend.

 

So going by rumours, no Maxi, no Miggy, no ASM, no Isak, no Willock, no Bruno.

Bruno - Bairn about to be born
Isak - still out
ASM - set back on recovery
Miggy - ???????
Willock - Illness

5 mins before we learn fact and fiction.

 

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe has reported no new injury concerns and may name the same team for a third straight game.

• 22Pope
• 2Trippier
• 5Schär
• 4Botman
• 33Burn
• 36S Longstaff
• 39Guimarães Rodriguez Moura
• 7Joelinton
• 24Almirón
• 9Wilson
• 23Murphy

Substitutes

• 6Lascelles
• 8Shelvey
• 12Lewis
• 13Targett
• 18Karius
• 20Wood
• 21Fraser
• 28Willock
• 32Anderson

 

Joelinton back in, Willock to bench.
Bruno playing.
Miggy playing.

 

MURPHY PLAYING

 

I was wondering where you lot were getting your rumours from.

BBC have been reporting no new injuries for 2 days.

 

Was coming from Craig Hope mainly, Howe said no new injury concerns at presser on Friday

 

@Darren Peacock's Ponytail

 

No chance mate. We all know it.

 

2-0 defeat today. Bit of a reality check incoming.