British Politics spam thread

Dream on Dull old bean.

 

France is the peasants holiday destination. The rest of us go to Fat yank land

 

I'll leave the dreaming to you Walter.

 

The weirdest thing is if the UK had fuel rationing and empty petrol stations he would be frantically ****ing over it telling us that we voted for it .

When it happens in France he pretends it's not real .

 

They did precisely that when the press wrongly reported issues in some parts of the Country with shortages, that most of us never experienced.

 

Hello all - 'just back from my daughter's gaff'.

 

Because he's a Lefty Woke twat and doesn't "do facts"

 

Bev Turner is the ultimate MILF and I say that as a man in his late 20s

 

Statistically you're probably more likely to die slipping over in the shower

 

That's the scruffy ****s in Extinction Rebellion safe then.

 

Not heard much from Archers lately, I wonder.....

 

Do you have any more trannies with guns pictures ? , purely for research purposes

 

Keeping them for myself

 

However they are statistically more likely to suffer death from slipping, on their own faeces adorning their bedsit floors.

 

In irrelevant ****wit land, comments like these where you're laughing at the cretins, is somehow described as 'seething'.

They're not sending us their best are they.

 

This is their best