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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Write "i see you" in ketchup with your finger for added malice.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Get snazzy with it even.

    I SEE Y(SCHLEMS EYEBALL)U
     
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    You going to offer them a nice evening in front of the fire?
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Gonna bang on Westworld season 2 when rangers score again.
     
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    I'm waiting for the final season then I'm going to rewatch it all.
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    We live in a very quiet cul de sac. A car just pulled up ever so slightly up the street from us, sat there for a minute. Two young lads inside, they reversed back up the street. Very ****in odd.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Season one was great, cant remember the episode but when hopkins sidekick kills the corporate woman he was sleeping with and finds out hes a robot.

    Blew my mind that one.

    The last episode was great too, lots of interesting reveals to set it up for the next season.
     
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    It goes downhill a bit at season 3 and just needs a good ending now.
     
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    Could be nothing, be careful mate.
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    Just had a young lad in pikey uniform walk up to where the car parked before and then ****ed off.
    My son saw him, he's now got his blind fully up and his bedroom light on.
    Lights up the cars nicely.
     
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    They've been told there's something valuable in your house. Honestly mate, don't answer the door to anybody you don't know, open the upstairs window to talk if you need to.

    Make sure your doors are locked.
     
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    Just read this in a Liam Neeson voice. <laugh>
     
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    Get your camera out..start filming the ****

    call the cops

    should have done that by now anyway

    tell em next pikey **** in my garden getting cleavered

    watch them piglets come running

    make big hoo ha init
     
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    Just logged in to see if Schlems had to kill anyone last night
     
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    No mate, I was in and out no problems ****er slept through it all, he needs a new tv now.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Was going to steal all his ketchup for kicks but no way I could carry all that.
     
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    That would just be cruel
     
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    Quiet night last night.
    I spent the night downstairs, didn't see or hear a thing.
    I rang the coppers early evening just to make them aware.
    I have a feeling they might be after our lasses car.
    It's not alarmed at the moment and the only person who knows that is the fella who failed the car's mot test.
    The main fail was a rotted front subframe(the brakes also sprung a leak on the day of the test) . He told our lass it was too dangerous to drive and the engine was about to fall out!
    So I went and had a look and he showed me the badly rotted subframe and I was like ill ring around to get a scrap price, he wanted me to sell it to his pikey scrap man mate.
    Anyway, I ****ed off home and put a few feelers out, most said 100 to 150 another offered 240 after getting the reg number so he could see the fail sheet.
    That got me thinking, why has he offered so much? I did a bit of research online and it turns out that the rusty part he showed me wasn't the subframe but the rad mount that's attached to the subframe - a 50 quid part that takes 30 mins to fit.
    So I went and saw him and got him to put the car up on the ramp. I'm like, that's not the subframe is it? And the engine isn't about to fall out is it? And the car isn't a write off is it?
    He was very sheepish and agreed.
    So I got it fixed and it flew through its retest.
    Dodgy ****er.
    Anyway, our lass is going to start taking the car to work and I'll stop up a few more nights to hopefully put the ****s off.
     
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