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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach

    It isn't hard
     
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    What's ET short for?

    Little legs
     
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    The vagina is the best engine in the world . . . . it can be started with one finger, it's self-lubricating, it accepts any size piston, it even changes it's own oil every four weeks.

    It's just a shame that the management system is so ****ing temperamental.
     
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    How did we not know Communism was a bad idea from the start

    So many red flags
     
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    what's forest gumps password

    1forest1
     
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    A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
    "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you"...
    The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
    "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
    "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
    "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver"....
     
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    Can you remove this post, please.

    Its clearly a racist 'joke'. Thanks

    @brb @marcusblackcat
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    @brb @marcusblackcat

    My daughter is gay. Do I really need to be reading this ****?
     
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    Do you know why you never see an Elephant hiding in a tree

    They are very good at it
     
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    I ate a kid's meal today at Mcdonalds

    His parents weren't very happy
     
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    My wife and I watched 3 DVDs back-to-back last night

    Luckily, I was the one facing the TV
     
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    Do homeless people get knock knock jokes?
     
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    What does a penis and a Rubics cube have in common

    The more you play with it the harder it gets
     
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    86be7ba907cb9f7e22d3a7b6e8d260b0--irish-humor-jokes.jpg
     
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    I just thought I'd post it to show Gordon that he hasn't got as much power on here as he thinks.
     
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    My wife and I laughed about how competitive we are

    But I laughed more
     
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    Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll

    Cause Ken came in a different box
     
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