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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    It's my last day at graft
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    extra long weekend coming up for you then

    nice
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Yeah, OT tomorrow for the match, spending the Friday with my bro. Doing **** all on weekend.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    Off to croatia today.....with the wife, in laws and rest of her family...
     
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  5. BobbyD

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    Saw this legendary piece. Was well chuffed

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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Love that film. Enjoy your trip Bobby and get some pics of the coastline, please. I've heard it's amazing.
     
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    Been off today as well, not done much though.
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    Thanks bro. Will try take a pic of the coastline but having been before, thats normally the drive up from dubrovnik. Think on this trip im more inland but i havent planned it.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    Bit of an odd one today.
    When I was at work this morning two cars pulled up outside my house and someone got out and knocked on my front door. They started chatting with my neighbour about our lasses car and what was the make of my car. He told them I drive a Ford. When my neighbour said my kids might be home a few of them started hammering on the front door, the back door and went around the back and had a good look through my ground floor windows.
    At this point my two dogs would have been going mental.
    I rarely, if ever let anyone I don't know in my back garden just because I have a lot of expensive gear in my shed and green storage bin.
    At the end of it they said they'll be back later, jumped in their cars and ****ed off.

    They haven't been back.

    I reckon they will have been pikeys casing the joint.

    Thoughts?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Leave your dogs in the back garden for the next few weeks, if you aren't going to be in.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah that sounds dodge af mate.

    Batten down the hatches don't feed the dogs and go get the community strap.

    In my manor mate that sounds like a drugs raid.

    Not a police one
     
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    I'm hoping they'll have second thoughts after hearing my yappy ****in dawgs.
    Anyway, I've emptied the cars of owt worth a few quid, I've set a few potentially really ****in noisy traps inside and out and I'm sleeping downstairs with this ****er. :police:
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    My first thought seeing that club...Fred Flintstone. <laugh>

    Stay safe bro. <ok>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    That'll do **** all if they're armed. You aren't that far away from me. Do you want me to get you a taser for tonight?
     
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    Probably a couple of Jamie Oliver’s goons coming to kick your **** in.
    You’ve had it comin bro.
    <peacedove>
     
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    Nah mate, I'm good.
    I have a cleaver if the mallet don't work <party>
     
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    Yes<laugh>

    I like the flintstone club Schlems, although some nails and barbed wire wouldn't hurt.

    Im a bit disappointed you aint got a crossbow or a bear trap or at least a catapult.

    Fort you was proper ****ry folk:bandit:
     
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    Can you throw it faster than a bullet?

    Asking cos i dont want you to die
     
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    Take your eye out and put a torch under your chin, they'll soon **** off bud.
     
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    Or Nail the eye to the front door

    Add ketchup as blood.

    Schlem has nuff ketchup
     
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