Match Day Thread Toon v Brentford

Aye, Poster boy's in the same shot stealing the limelight again

 

Because he’s stalking you. He has cameras in your bedroom and he knows what you do at 2:30am every night.

He told me. He’s see it.

 

So you were flossing?

 

Using cow's udders?

 

As traumatic as that sounds it’s the ONLY explanation. We speak to these people daily. What’s does that say about ourselves.

 

.......yet even if I had milked every udder a cow had, there would still have been less squirt holes than appeared on your poor zipped cock