In a major breakthrough in the field of particle physics, researchers have for the first time been able to weigh rainbows. It seems that they're pretty light.
in advance, but . . . . A man walks into his doctors. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor. "It's... um... well….. I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "how do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove.
My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.
That reminds me of the dyslexic girlfriend I dumped when I mistakenly thought she was insinuating my feet smelled ... ... it was only later I realised she didn't actually want to cook my sock