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  1. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    In a major breakthrough in the field of particle physics, researchers have for the first time been able to weigh rainbows.

    It seems that they're pretty light.
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

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    Was concerned garage was gonna rip me off, but it’s OK - I only need indicator fluid
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    <sorry> in advance, but . . . .


    A man walks into his doctors.
    "What seems to be the problem?" asks
    the doctor.

    "It's... um... well….. I have five penises,"
    replies the man.

    "Blimey!" says the doctor, "how do
    your trousers fit?"

    "Like a glove.
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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    My next door neighbour just knocked
    on my door with her dinner in her
    hands.

    With Facebook and Instagram down
    she wanted me to see what she was
    having.
     
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    Have a sympathy "like".
     
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    That reminds me of the dyslexic girlfriend I dumped when I mistakenly thought she was insinuating my feet smelled ...

    ... it was only later I realised she didn't actually want to cook my sock <doh>
     
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    Some things are just not fair . . . .
     
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    My garage honest as well. They repaired my indicators which they said were going on and off.
     
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    Something to think about! FB_IMG_1665305526646.jpg
     
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