Takeover (Covid-19/20)

CANDYMAN

 

Poor Nev is gonna be very busy 'moderating' tonight.

 

Not Can Can but a welcome distraction

 

I might throw one in there for him with some Thai ladyboys doing the cancan with no undies.

 

If he gets past 30 seconds on that last one he's doing well

 

Schlem pulls out the chippy collection

 

Especially if he 'accidentally falls' (naked) onto one of Schlem's cones at the same.

 

You just know it's gonna be the purple one with Chippy

 

He'd probably stack them.
Purple on top of course.

 

Full credit to Schlem like, I thought my google search history was original to say the least, that takes some ****ing beating to get that result

 

Fairly simple, he searched for "Chippy's toy selection"

 

Antonio Conete...

 

Your missus will just think you have some strange can can girl fetish if she sees your search history.

 

Considering her first bridesmaid was a pornstar and her bloke was the biggest porn producer in Europe I think I'm okay with Can Can

 

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