I like this. But I think Starmer would be as weak. What a state this bloody country is in, with all these streaks of the proverbial posing as ‘leaders’.
"Good morning from the Conservative arty conference" Is this a Guardian typo again, or a statement of fact?
Must be a typo - if it were a statement of fact, the word 'dark' would appear between Conservative and arty.
Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane cos nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy