Takeover (Covid-19/20)

It's ok we're the richest club in the galaxy so we'll have to roll with punches

 

Sounds awful. That will totally kill the game as we know it. I mean who wants to have... wait... did somebody mention cheerleaders??

 

Shallow

 

There’s a good chance it will change to something we just don’t recognise or enjoy. Money doesn’t really matter - yes, Newcastle will be relevant in whatever it becomes, but will we want to watch it? Will we care? Not sure.

 

Hey, beer and bbq in the car park at the ground and the match extending from 90 mins to 5 hours
What’s not to like ????

 

I can't be arsed to watch the local derby between the Liverpool Bindippers and the Everton Scumbags at the new Merseyside Arena.

 

They had cheerleaders at Bolton away in about 2004, the one on the end was fat and our lot started singing who ate all the pies, brutal.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63087003

Garang Kuol: Newcastle United agree deal to sign 18-year-old Australian forward

 

Somethings going on, had it on good authority that the consortium members have all flown up to Newcastle and may be holed up in the Jesmond area. Watch this space, fingers crossed this may be the end of fat Mike.

 

News now coming out of the Middle East that the Saudi's have agreed a compensation deal with BeIN Sports regarding piracy

 

Don't be too sure. Some strong claims coming out of Saudi Arabia that it's all just Mike Ashley in a keffiyeh and a false beard, pretending to be a Saudi multi-billionnaire in an attempt to help attract more money coming in to the club.

More news to follow.

 

Somethings afoot, new reports of a man wearing mustard chino's calling himself the "Hillbilly groover" dancing and busking outside Consett's B&M asking for donations of cans of lager.....more to follow.

 

I don’t believe any of this ****. I mean. They are even talking about hidden cryptic clues in someone’s twatter posts. A chap called Nick demarco and the colour green in daft photos.

People saying it’s a sign of the takeover going ahead with a green light.

Some people man. Next we might be buying Trippier like that will ever happen. No wonder we get called deluded.

 

Barnetta’s eventually agreed terms and is signing.

 

Currently said to be sleeping in a ditch somewhere.

 

Like the old spot the ball competitions, guess where Chippy Falls?

 

And is that Nev next to the traffic cones?

 

Pouchies lass is down the alley puckering up

 

Okay change of rules, Mustard cross for Chippy's sleeping area, Green cross for Nev's decked area, Pink cross for Pouchy's lass's first punter of the day area