Rival watch

Their team selection doesn't make much sense, though.
Back four, one proper midfielder, a couple of attacking midfielders and three wingers.
What's that supposed to be? Who's supposed to carry it forward or hold it up? Odd.

 

Hang on….

 

Cleopatra will be pleased

 

Nice finish.

 

This new City left-back's ****. Not "locked up for rape" ****, admittedly.

 

Another Haaland hat-trick
How many is he going to get?

 

I wonder if any of them have got home yet?

 

In general or in this game?

 

Never mind.

 

He’s gonna break a **** ton of records providing he don’t get injured.

Big ugly Viking is like a cheat code.

 

Thankfully he won’t be around the PL long enough to break the all time record but he will get 40 league goals this season if he stays fit.

If they don’t win the CL with him then they never will

 

Fred’s come on now, so generally obvs

 

They'll get to the semi-finals and Guardiola will drop him and play five at the back or something!

 

Hat-trick for Foden now

 

Wolves have allegedly sacked Lage.
Not sure how Utd's performance prompted that, to be honest.

 

Double hatticks against you… ooof that’s painful.

 

Haaland now has as many Premier League hat-tricks as Ronaldo.

 

We’re top of the league mate, so I’d say not that bad at all. Appreciate your concern though

 

Romano saying it now too. Said that’ll happen if they lost yesterday, 1 win in 15 in the league I believe, no one survives that.

 

City have scored as many goals as Utd have had shots.