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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Ended a long dry spell tonight. Thought you’d all want to know.

    With a woman too.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 30, 2022
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    Yay, well done that man <cheers>
     
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    Diego, Sep 30, 2022
  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Fosse will be proud of me when he reads this in the morning.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 30, 2022
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    Mornin'
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What did you have to to drink?
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 30, 2022
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Easy
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    She had a Rohypnol and Coke. Water for me.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 30, 2022
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  8. Spurlock

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    Did you get for an hour or lump sum upfront 4 hour block booking?
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 30, 2022
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    4 hour block booking


    Cuddles for 3 hours
     
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    We watched Family Guy after and I’ve not been blocked yet so I’d call it a success.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 30, 2022
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Happy for you both mate.

    Whats her name?
     
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
  12. Spurlock

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    First 30 minutes spent haggling for a discount

    Thats 3.5 hours accounted for

    that left 15 minutes to wipe the inside of his Y fronts and 15 minutes to gather his **** and leave her flat

    successful night for our favourite Jew
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 30, 2022
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    Thats why group bookings always work out cheaper.
     
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
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    Les/Leslie I reckon

    EB32CDC6-08CC-48C8-B8BF-C1F3A1B3DEE3.jpeg
     
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    Quesadaad, Sep 30, 2022
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    Im going for destiny
     
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Youneeq
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Sep 30, 2022
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
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    Sure she wernt just calling you a neek?
     
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    Sucky, Sep 30, 2022
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    Youneeq Goldberg.
    Has a nice ring to it that mate.
    Good luck <smooch>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    She prolly said

    You sneeky Jew

    after his haggling attempts
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 30, 2022
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