newbie?

why am i listed as a newbie? do i need nappies for this? i can get one if really necessary.

 

well to answer your question i'll need to know what colour you are?

 

Oh dear - be prepared for some interesting pictures - (I can't be bothered to show you - I'm not that nasty to a virgin )

 

i doubt il be wanting to reply to you ian wannabe ***** beale

 

If you adopt that attitude on GC - you'll not be speaking to anyone ! Have you not seen some of the countless insults that fly about in the threads. You've already had a small taster from Beale. Either get used to it, try to respond in like fashion ( or better ) or GO AWAY for the sake of your sanity.

 

lmao - no offence meant!!

 

white, but red when out of breath. why do u ask?

 

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This will help.

 

you'll no be a newbie when a rip yer arsehole open wae a black mamba ya wee dick <bleedingprolapsedanus>

 

aw, thats cute. Im a man, but i can admit when a lil plant begins it life and springs out of the ground.

 

- which is why i am safe here where i am in london, no passing t north of t border!

 

I believe your 'status' depends on the amount of posts you've made.

By the look of what's been written thus far, i'd suggest keeping that nappy close at hand. ...

 

WOOOHOO! I am no longer a newbie. i be a member, just like my member..

 

thankyou for all your support through this period of growth

 

wiked

 

Don't let your member slip out of your hands !

 

Gaping is not fussy about location

 

yessir, i got my ish cocked n locked (i apreciate the desk i am sitting at, id probably get 10times as many customers if i didnt have one! )