British Politics spam thread

This should generate a red flag.

 

Are you still alive? From what I have seen of reporting from Holyrood, Jocks have seen their life expectancy fall in the last year as the SNP’s failed health policies have seen waiting times at A&E spiral upward and hospital waiting times rise as the Scottish Nationalist Health Service continues to fail to deliver despite the extra funding from taxes levied in Jockshire by the SNP.

 

The Official Raving Loony Party Conference only on day 1 and already they are having a meltdown.

Desperate to appear patriotic, the brothers were forced to endure the National Anthem while several of the hard Left took to social media to call for the abolition of the monarchy, presumably to be replaced with President Jeremy Corbyn. That they had to hand out cards with the words on in the conference hall speaks volumes about the real patriotic instincts of the Leftie rabble. As polling suggests two thirds of people would rather retain the monarchy than have some elected head of state, the Left are p*ssing in the wind on this one.

The Ginger Growler put her foot in it yesterday declaring her tax and spend plans before Dame Kelly had even had a chance to give the Official version to Laura Kuenssberg. Obviously they do not like any tax cut that goes to “the rich”; however, “the rich” seems to be anyone that earns £150,000 on PAYE so proper Socialists like Gary Neville and Gary Lineker will not be worrying if the top rate of tax goes back to 45 per cent. Surely Dame Kelly can rearrange the tax system so that only the working poor get the basic rate cut to 19 per cent?

No doubt the diversity and inclusivity vote is in the bag with a few hundred trannies happy with their pronouns but the big push for the Generation Z green vote is now on. It appears that almost the entire country will be making wind turbines – by candlelight when the wind is not blowing – or insulating every house in the land. Quite how we become “self reliant on our energy needs” with no mention of nuclear or gas is a mystery.

Starmer’s plan to grow the economy is almost as big a shot in the dark as the “slash taxes” option that Liz Truss is attempting. If only Starmer and Co. could understand that the bankers’ bonus cap was a repressive net zero tax measure that just drove workers into tax avoidance schemes or out of the country. If you want to create a high wage economy, surely taxing those high wages is counter productive?

 

Dear, oh dear.

In the guy's defence, nice pair of dungarees though

 

Italian polls have closed now, in a few hours we should know if Meloni has won.
Interesting to see if she will go back to being anti EU if she does win after going soft on it in the run up to elections.

 

Chancellor of the Exchequer

 

The left just cant meme

 

Mustard the mong will issue a few pointless memes, thinking we even care

 

What else would it be, it's you posting

 

That you always read.

 

I always read them, some are quite funny

 

It's would HAVE.

 

Picky twat.
It's "would have" by the way.

 

They're really not sending us their best are they.

 

The sad thing is, i think they are

 

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