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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    The first images of the new £1 coin have been leaked . . . . upload_2022-9-19_16-22-38.png
    <sorry> but it is funny :angel:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 19, 2022
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    would of been better with one each side<laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Sep 19, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2022
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    rowley, Sep 19, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2022
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I couldn't give one . . . .
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 19, 2022
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    I saw this at the time and couldn't belive it! Not the Matt Lucy's reference but the way he did that to her. She must have felt about an inch tall after that! The way he shaked hands of people around her and pushed her hand away, odd behaviour.
     
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    young2077, Sep 19, 2022
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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
    The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”
    The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?”
    “Those are for college men.” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
    “WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
    With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 20, 2022
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    A parachutist is taking part in a charity free fall parachute jump ,he jumps out and is plummeting towards the ground pulls his main chute nothing ! Panicking pulls his reserve, nothing , looking around him he sees a guy rocketing skywards passed him , his clothes are smoking and he's all burnt and scorched ,the parachutist shouts to him " oi mate do you know anything about parachutes ?"

    The guy replies " no mate, do you know anything about gas cookers ?"
     
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." �The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 20, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 20, 2022
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    Off with your head Gordon<laugh>
     
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    cumbrianmackem, Sep 20, 2022
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    That didn’t work
     
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    a model of USA.................... air porks one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 20, 2022
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    Classic imo
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 20, 2022
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    That's me sorted for the winter.
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